Too Exhausted (RP for 5-25)

[brandonripley]

Inside the Extreme Regime's suite, Brandon Ripley is getting a massage from one of Charlotte Hunter's assistants.

Charlotte Hunter: Feeling any better tonight Brandon?

Brandon Ripley: A little. I know I won't be 100% for tonight's match, or knowing your brother, matches!

Charlotte Hunter: I can promise that you only have one match tonight. Tonight, you have a match against someone you know quite well. You will go against Audrey Andrews.

Brandon Ripley: Ha what's wrong with Jack? Did I really hit him with the Savage Strike that hard? Regardless, an opponent is an opponent, and I would treat her in the ring the same way I would treat even The X when I first beat him to join the Regime. She's got hell coming.

Charlotte Hunter: Just don't do anything to piss off Jack. You know he's here already and in much better condition than you are.

Brandon Ripley: Can't promise anything. Although I might regret pounding in that beautiful face of Audrey. Have you ever seen a more beautiful person in the world?

Charlotte Hunter: Yeah... Divac Riddle.

Brandon Ripley: That's funny Charlie... real funny...

The X, Alexander Ritter, and Ultimate Killer come into the room, wanting to talk to Brandon.

Brandon Ripley: Hey guys. What's on your mind?

Alexander Ritter: Well it's about this four on four match coming up. You haven't even talked to us about this yet.

Brandon Ripley: I haven't talked about it because I haven't even thought of it.

Ultimate Killer: What's there to think of? There's already four of us. It should be simple.

The X: Yeah I'm The X bitch, and I wanna get in this match myself.

Brandon Ripley: Yeah I know. The only other person I was considering was Rod Lightning, and well, since he's obviously unavailable, I will be taking you guys with me.

Ultimate Killer: Ok good. I'm just praying that I don't get myself suspended, then we'll be down a man.

Brandon Ripley: Don't worry about it. Even if it does come to that, I'll offer anybody who joins me a World Title shot if our team wins.

Alexander Ritter: Well I hope you know what you're doing throwing around title shots like this. Good luck with your match with Audrey tonight.

They leave the room, leaving only Charlotte and Brandon all alone. Brandon stands up all puzzled.

Brandon Ripley: So wait, how did they know about my match against Audrey? I haven't even told them about it.

Charlotte Hunter: Sometimes, even the best of champs need help.

Charlotte puts an arm around Brandon's shoulder's and gives him a hug. She leaves him alone in order to think a little.

Brandon Ripley: Man maybe I should just play with my action figures, that I bought from Fanfare Sports and Entertainment. Located in Kalamazoo, Michigan, they serve southern Michigan with various collector items. Go there to get your brand new MWA Extreme Regime characters. My character and Charlotte Hunter breathe out fog when you push in their stomach, Ultimate Killer bleeds all over himself when you squeeze his head in, The X yells randomly like he has Tourettes whenever anybody talks, and Alexander Ritter comes with Diplomatic Immunity. Buy them together and you will only have to pay 1 easy payment of $14.99, plus $2,499.99 for shipping and handling. Come down now!

(Yep, I did another sponsor. Someone has to push them lol)

[Rod Lightning]

Gotta love the extreme regime action figures ;D (especially the X)

[brandonripley]

Yeah that's the great thing about The X. If he was to be a real wrestler in TNA you could easily sell his toy out. Very marketable value too, which is strange because all he really is "You die, and you die, and while I'm at it, you die. And you... well you're pretty hot so sex me up first, and then you can die too."

[Bloodbath]

lol,i love the "ultimate killer bleeds all over himself when you squeeze his head in"

[brandonripley]

Ok knowing who the captains are, this RP will go unchanged unless someone in this RP wants a change in it.