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Post by Ritter on May 21, 2009 12:38:54 GMT -5
Alexander Ritter and The X are backstage. The X is sitting back and smoking, while Alexander Ritter is backing a duffel bag and dressed like Squll from Final Fantasy 8.
The X - So.. why exactly are you going to this Kuma-Con thing again?
Ritter - Pokemon World Championship qualifiers man. Kuma-Con, named for the bear in Tekken, in Chicago is a huge convention that has Anime, Card Games, Video Game, comics, and general anything sci-fi and fantasy. Why were you coming with me again?
The X - One, because you asked. Two, I want to stand back, relax, and check out some of the movie previews and browse some panels and check out some comics. But I'm a bit concerned running around with you while you are dressed up like it's Halloween.
Ritter - What? You dressed up like Terminator from T2.
The X - What? This is just my normal outfit.
Ritter - Hey, this costume is pretty subdued compared to what a lot of people are going to wear. It could be a lot worse and more attention grabbing so consider yourself lucky in that respect. Now I need you to operate this..
Ritter tosses X a camera.
The X - What am I going to do with this?
Ritter - I want to get a picture of me with Rosa, Rydia, Celes, Realm, Rinoa, Quistis, Aeris, Yuffie, Tifa, Garnet, Freya..
The X - The giant rat?
Ritter - That's the most important one next to Rinoa obviously and Celes..
The X - Man, I worry about you sometimes.
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Post by The X on May 21, 2009 19:38:06 GMT -5
LoL What IS up with Freya, man?
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Post by Ritter on May 21, 2009 22:44:39 GMT -5
I don't know dude. It's like my wife says. I'm "weird" she says. I like fuzzy stuff. I blame Thundercats. It's all Thundercats fault!!!
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Post by brandonripley on May 22, 2009 9:10:59 GMT -5
Freya is a female?? How can you freaking tell?? The only character from FF9 that was remotely woman-like was Eiko, and she's a 13 year old summoner, in which her best summon was a Mog.
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Post by ebio on May 23, 2009 1:44:35 GMT -5
I had a long time crush with Freya when I was a kid. At the Kuma-Con  The X : Sweet. *whistles* The X checks out Sai being flocked by fanboys and fangirls. Ritter : That's a guy. The X : Al. You can't beat my instincts. That's a girl. Ritter : Let's see. Can I take a pic... Oh wait.... EBIO?! Ebio : Al and... X? What are you doing here...? The X : My eyes! Holy sh*t Ebio! Why're you dressed like that?! Ebio : Cosplay. Loli blackmailed me. Ritter and The X : So you're really GAAYY?! Ebio : Whatever. I'm here for the PTCG. This is gonna be a fun segment, lol. Care to continue? Al? Loli? |
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Post by Ritter on May 24, 2009 1:04:58 GMT -5
The X takes out a smoke and starts smoking.
The X - Man, I don't know how much longer I take this kind of stuff happening. Why the hell do 75% of the animie dudes look like chicks?!? That's just not right..
Ebio - You can't smoke in here..
The X - I'd like to see ANYONE in this building make me stop.
Ebio - Point taken.
Ritter - Ain't nobody winning the Pokemon tournament but ME. Prepare for trouble!
Ritter looks over at The X.
Ritter - Prepare for trouble!
The X - I'm not saying the motto.
Ritter - Fine.
Ebio - Cool costume Ritter. Who are you supposed to be X? T-800?
The X - I'm NOT the terminator. This is just how I dress.
Ebio - No cosplay?
The X - No cosplay. Look, Ritter, I gotta get some space. I'm going to hit some panels and try and find a snake machine. Cause I need some munchies. Cause I have the munchies..
Ritter - Well leave me the camera then. In case I run into a White Queen or a Warcraft bitch or something.
The X - Yeah fine.. here.
The X wanders off and then turns around.
The X - I'll be back.
The X leaves in search of some munchies.
Ritter - Dude, I'm going to tear through this Pokemon tournament faster than I'm tearing through the MWA baby!
Ebio - That's assuming you're one of the 128 people they pick for the tournament.
Ritter - If I'm in, I'll win. Check out this sweet deck.
Ritter hands Ebio his deck and Ebio flips through it.
Ebio - Is this.. for real? It's all grass..
Ritter - Yeah, Grass poison types for the win.
Ebio - But.. every single card in here is weak to fire. You have nothing to counter any fire attacks.
Ritter - Hmmm.. maybe I should have brought my Ice/Dark deck..[/size]
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Post by ebio on May 24, 2009 1:43:05 GMT -5
Ebio : Whatever, Al. Good luck.
Ritter : Bout you, you're not playing?
Ebio : I'm already the representative for my country.
Ritter : Okay.... (WTH is with this guy? He's emo. He wrestles. He's rich. Has a fiance. He also plays PTCG?)
Ebio : I can read thoughts.
Ritter : Right... So... err... I'll be looking for.... err... I'll be going! (What a weird and scary dude.)
Ebio : Give me a call if you spot Loli.
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