Post by kittie on May 21, 2009 23:55:47 GMT -5
The scene opens in black and white. Kittie is walking down a street at night with a stack of papers in her hand. She walks up to a metal trash can that is burning fire inside.
Kittie - The new blood tournament brought forth a boon of blood indeed. It was almost enough to make me something like happy. I would like to say it hasn't been easy.. but.. who are we kidding?
Kittie holds up a piece of paper that has a person drawn on it. It's a girl with big boobs and a big head.
Kittie - Ashley Riot certainly wasn't a challenge.
Kittie tosses the paper into the fire. She holds up another drawing. It's a man who has "dizzy" squiggles around his head and he looks to be falling down.
Kittie - Equilibrium Warrior had no Equilibrium, nor was he a Warrior. That poor sap all but beat HIMSELF.
Kittie tosses the paper into the fire.
Kittie - And then there were two..
Kittie holds up a large stack of papers.
Kittie - There are excerpts of online ramblings that I found posted by my opponent, and I use that term loosely, for this week. I read some of them for about two minutes and fell asleep.
She tosses them into the fire and holds up a picture drawn of a larger man with a white shirt and tie with glasses.
Kittie - THIS is the final challenge? The fights have become progressively easier every week. That is the opposite of how a tournament is supported to work.
Kittie tosses the paper into the fire as the last one.
Kittie - One more week and one more win, and there will be one last picture for me to draw of a mountain top with me on top as the dead lay in pools of blood below and I will be the winner of the new blood.
Kittie - The new blood tournament brought forth a boon of blood indeed. It was almost enough to make me something like happy. I would like to say it hasn't been easy.. but.. who are we kidding?
Kittie holds up a piece of paper that has a person drawn on it. It's a girl with big boobs and a big head.
Kittie - Ashley Riot certainly wasn't a challenge.
Kittie tosses the paper into the fire. She holds up another drawing. It's a man who has "dizzy" squiggles around his head and he looks to be falling down.
Kittie - Equilibrium Warrior had no Equilibrium, nor was he a Warrior. That poor sap all but beat HIMSELF.
Kittie tosses the paper into the fire.
Kittie - And then there were two..
Kittie holds up a large stack of papers.
Kittie - There are excerpts of online ramblings that I found posted by my opponent, and I use that term loosely, for this week. I read some of them for about two minutes and fell asleep.
She tosses them into the fire and holds up a picture drawn of a larger man with a white shirt and tie with glasses.
Kittie - THIS is the final challenge? The fights have become progressively easier every week. That is the opposite of how a tournament is supported to work.
Kittie tosses the paper into the fire as the last one.
Kittie - One more week and one more win, and there will be one last picture for me to draw of a mountain top with me on top as the dead lay in pools of blood below and I will be the winner of the new blood.