Post by shocking1981 on Jun 11, 2009 20:43:30 GMT -5
[ "Simply Electrifying" Blake Parish & Mr. Wrestling IV are in their locker-room doing some last minute stretching before tonight's 20 man battle royale to decide the number one contender for Brandon "the Ripper" Ripley's MWA World Title. Parish has an unmistakable grin on his face. ]
Mr. Wrestling IV: What's with the face?
Blake Parish: 47.. 48.. What face? 49..
Mr. W: What face? You've been grinning like a pimply-faced D&D teen nerd who just got his cherry popped by the hottest girl in school dressed like a Klingon Princess... That face!!!
Parish: Nothing.
Mr. W: Bullllllcrapppp! What is it? You've been all doom and gloom since the "Extreme Retards" stole our tag belts... What's going on?
Parish: I just got a good feeling about this battle royale tonight... I don't know if it's me or you, but I got a feeling one of us is gonna win. One of us is gonna be the number one contender.
Mr. W: Hell yeah, brother.
[ Just then Sara Sanderson walks in with a cameraman. ]
Sara Sanderson: Blake, Mr. Wrestling... Tonight, you both enter the 20 man battle royale to determine who will face the MWA World Champion, Brandon "Ripper" Ripley later this evening. How do you think you will do?
Mr. W: You better ask the Cheshire cat over here, Sara.
Parish: Shut up. Well, Sara, I think one of us has a date later tonight with the World Champ. And I think that Ms. Hunter and the "Extremist" would do everyone a favor if they stayed away from that match.
Sara: So, you're convinced that one of you is going to walk out there tonight, and beat 19 other men for the World title shot?
Parish: Now that's shocking stuff, isn't it?
Mr. W: Outta the way, sugar tits.
Sara: There you have it, Justin & Garrett... "Simply Wrestling" Simply... Confident.
Mr. Wrestling IV: What's with the face?
Blake Parish: 47.. 48.. What face? 49..
Mr. W: What face? You've been grinning like a pimply-faced D&D teen nerd who just got his cherry popped by the hottest girl in school dressed like a Klingon Princess... That face!!!
Parish: Nothing.
Mr. W: Bullllllcrapppp! What is it? You've been all doom and gloom since the "Extreme Retards" stole our tag belts... What's going on?
Parish: I just got a good feeling about this battle royale tonight... I don't know if it's me or you, but I got a feeling one of us is gonna win. One of us is gonna be the number one contender.
Mr. W: Hell yeah, brother.
[ Just then Sara Sanderson walks in with a cameraman. ]
Sara Sanderson: Blake, Mr. Wrestling... Tonight, you both enter the 20 man battle royale to determine who will face the MWA World Champion, Brandon "Ripper" Ripley later this evening. How do you think you will do?
Mr. W: You better ask the Cheshire cat over here, Sara.
Parish: Shut up. Well, Sara, I think one of us has a date later tonight with the World Champ. And I think that Ms. Hunter and the "Extremist" would do everyone a favor if they stayed away from that match.
Sara: So, you're convinced that one of you is going to walk out there tonight, and beat 19 other men for the World title shot?
Parish: Now that's shocking stuff, isn't it?
Mr. W: Outta the way, sugar tits.
Sara: There you have it, Justin & Garrett... "Simply Wrestling" Simply... Confident.