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Post by The British Hero!!! on Jun 27, 2009 15:39:37 GMT -5
Mason enters the ring. The crowd are booing heavily.
Mason: Welcome to a very special 4th of July episode of the Mason Man Show. Tonight i will celebrate American independence by telling you all... how BAD America is.
The crowd boo and are chanting U.S.A
Mason: First of all did you know that all Americans are stupid are stupid and speak like this.
Mason starts acting like a redneck and is goofily dancing around the ring. He starts speaking with a southern accent.
Mason: Look at me i'm a redneck. UUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! Now goodbye ya'll i've got a date with my sister.
Justin Cole: This is sick. What on earth is he going to do nex..
Mason starts to speak normally again.
will be continued......
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Post by kingslushy on Jun 27, 2009 16:42:56 GMT -5
lol, sounds lyk Edge and Christian in the old days *5 second pose*
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Post by The British Hero!!! on Jun 28, 2009 9:43:01 GMT -5
Part 2...
Mason: Ok. Now the second thing that is wrong with America is that you all take everybody else's glory.
The Crowd are booing
Mason: For an example in World War 2 you all thought that you saved Britain's "bacon". When in fact we and the ruskies were just going to start our counter attack against "Ze Germans" when you just came in with your war movies and your private ryans and just took all the credit. You see the thing you americans don't understand is that you are stupid pigs...
All of a sudden J.J Hunter enters the ring the crowd start chanting USA again.
J.J Hunter: What the hell do you think you're doing?
Mason: I'm doing what i do every week. Hosting my favourite show The Mason Man CHALLENGE!!!
J.J Hunter: Well you better watch your mouth because you work for the Michigan Wrestling Association. And last time i checked Michigan is an American state. So stop bad-mouthing my company and the fans and get the hell out of here before i suspend you WITHOUT pay!
Mason starts walking back up the entrance ramp while J.J has a smirk on his face. The fans continue chanting U.S.A.
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Post by Ritter on Jun 28, 2009 15:21:45 GMT -5
LMAO@Now goodbye ya'll i've got a date with my sister
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Post by Bloodbath on Jun 28, 2009 16:08:23 GMT -5
Suddenly killer comes out. He starts beating up Mason.
Killer: Well here's a taste of AMerican gold!
He hits Mason in the face with the Hardcore title. He continues to beat him down untill JJ hunter pulls him away. Suddenly JJ lets go of him and let's him continue the assault
Justin Cole: What is hunter doing?
Garret Rogers: He's letting Killer attack Mason because Mason dissed America!
Empire come out and try to pull killer away, but hunter keeps them back.Finally killer stops hitting Mason. Then killer looks at Mason, and seems to grow a very sadistic smile. He pulls handuffs out of his tights. KIller puts the cuffs on one arm only. He then runs over and tackles mitchell. He drags mitchell over to Mason, and cuffs him to Mason. Then he pulls another pair of handcuffs out and cuffs their free arms together. Scott Smith rushes at killer, but killer pulls brass knuckels out of his tights and punches smith
Garret Rogers: Wow, Killer really came prepared. We'll be right back!
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