Post by itmcguillicutty on Jul 2, 2009 10:45:09 GMT -5
(Scene cuts to I.T. McGuillicutty sitting at a computer keyboard hammering away wearing his usual gear, white button up short sleeved shirt with black pants and black tie, with a disappointed look on his face.)
IT: So in a matter of weeks, the world has managed to forget about one Irwin Tiberius McGuillicutty... The people of this country are so fickle. All they care about is the now, the Michael Jackson death stories, the Perez Hiltons. They never take the time to recognize real talent when they see it.
(IT swings his computer chair over to get more comfortable and face the camera)
IT: For example, did you know that this previous weekend, box office records were shattered when people spent 200 million dollars to go see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. A perfectly acceptable film it was, but this absolutely destroys the true gem of this past summer... one Star Trek. You see, the plebians of this world settle for mediocrity left and right... Much like the Michigan Wrestling Association. Ever since I was robbed in the finals of the New Blood tournament, I've been overlooked left and right, brushed aside for this WORLD WAR. You see, this World War is much like the Transformers film. Sure, it's more popular. Sure, it's got a lot of glitz and glamor. But, in the end, it'll be forgotten... and what will be remembered. IT McGuillicutty, that's who! So, this week I'm making my triumphant return, staring across the ring at one JBL. Well, JBL, I've been down, but not out... and be prepared to experience the true Rise of the Fallen.
IT: So in a matter of weeks, the world has managed to forget about one Irwin Tiberius McGuillicutty... The people of this country are so fickle. All they care about is the now, the Michael Jackson death stories, the Perez Hiltons. They never take the time to recognize real talent when they see it.
(IT swings his computer chair over to get more comfortable and face the camera)
IT: For example, did you know that this previous weekend, box office records were shattered when people spent 200 million dollars to go see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. A perfectly acceptable film it was, but this absolutely destroys the true gem of this past summer... one Star Trek. You see, the plebians of this world settle for mediocrity left and right... Much like the Michigan Wrestling Association. Ever since I was robbed in the finals of the New Blood tournament, I've been overlooked left and right, brushed aside for this WORLD WAR. You see, this World War is much like the Transformers film. Sure, it's more popular. Sure, it's got a lot of glitz and glamor. But, in the end, it'll be forgotten... and what will be remembered. IT McGuillicutty, that's who! So, this week I'm making my triumphant return, staring across the ring at one JBL. Well, JBL, I've been down, but not out... and be prepared to experience the true Rise of the Fallen.