Post by Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell on Jul 3, 2009 19:52:34 GMT -5
Scene starts with Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell signing autographs for the fans.
KHM: Hello to all my fans watching this around the world, though not those on you-tube. Today is a special day for you all, you see I have agreed to let a camera crew follow me around for the day so that you all can get a glimpse of the life of the Hitman.
A couple of the fans are looking confused. Then one quickly asks
Random Fan: Wait a minute your not Rod Lightning?
KHM: Of course not, I am Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell the greatest Canadian champion the MWA has ever had.
Some of the fans begin to laugh and from the back another fan says
Random Fan: Ebio was a better champ than you.
The look on Mitchell's face tells us that he is not happy about this. He rolls up his sleeves, the security guards off camera notice this
Security: Not again.
The guards appear on camera and drags away Mitchell as he is enraged at the fans comments.
KHM: I'LL SHOW YOU LITTLE PUNKS WHO WAS A BETTER CHAMP YOU BUNCH OF....
Camera cuts out and starts again with Kevin Mitchell now in training gear at the gym.
KHM: If you are going to be a top superstar like me, you have to stay in peak physical condition so I work out alot and you can ask anyone around here about my awsome feats of strength.
Scene cuts to one member of the gym agreeing to talk about Mitchell
Gym Member: Yeah, we see Hitman in here alot, I'll tell you something this guy puts all of us to shame, you just can't believe how strong he is. OK was that fine, can I get my 20 bucks now?
Mitchell puts his hand over the camera
KHM: Not cool dude, I pay you 20 bucks for a couple of sentences and you can't even do that right, I am surprised you can speak y ou....
Mitchell's hand quickly moves from the camera as the man is now trying to attack Mitchell, the cameraman let the camera hit the floor and from the angle the camera is at we can make out Mitchell and the man rolling around on the floor, camera cuts out.
Camera comes back on now and Mitchell is standing out side a soccer field with a ball in hand and a small bruise around his left eye and a bloody lip.
KHM: Now one of my passions is football
Camera Guy: You mean Soccer.
KHM: No, I mean football, look we are not having this discussing again In football we use our feet to play the game, we don't on pads like girls and throw the ball around if anything you guys should call your "football" handball....
Camera Guy: Alright you made your point just continue please
Mitchell nods seemingly satisfied he got his point across.
KHM: I can play football just as well as any other sport I try.
Mitchell kicks the ball over dummy players and into the goal.
KHM: See, just perfect and I can also shine at sports like bowling...
Scene cuts to Mitchell in a bowling alley throwing the ball down the aisle and nailing a strike.
KHM: Basketball...
Scene cuts to Mitchell taking a free throw and getting nothing but net.
KHM: Not only can I do all that I also play chess down at the local park...
Scene cuts to Mitchell playing 3 different games at chess at once as he quickly makes his moves on all 3 games.
KHM: Check mate, check mate, check mate. What can I say I am that good.
Mitchell motions for the crew to go as they are walking away we hear the players speaking to Mitchell
Chess Player: You didn't win the games not over you cheat.
Mitchell laughs and puts his arm around the elderly chess player.
KHM: This guy, ha ha, what a joker, he knows I am too good and if someone doesn't get his a home soon he might fall and break his hip.
Mitchell's grip on the old man tightens, the elderly man seems afraid and stammers.
Chess Player: Yea.. yeah I gue... gue... guess your right.
Mitchell let's go of the old man and turns back to face the rest of the players.
KHM: Anyone else think I cheated.
No one speaks up so Mitchell turns around and doesn't notice almost everyone flipping him the bird.
Scene goes to Mitchell sitting in the back seat of a car.
KHM: Will it's been a great day, you have seen what I do all day and have witnessed the respect I command for being a superior athlete in the world of professional wrestling.
A rattle comes from the front seat and we see now that Mitchell is in the back of a squad car and a police officer is shaking his head at Mitchell
Officer: You said if you could film this you would shut up?
KHM: Well if someone wouldn't keep interrupting I would have been finished by now.
Officer: If you didn't threating old men in the park we wouldn't be here would we.
KHM: I did no such thing and I am horrified you would believe that, he was just jealous that I am a young superstar while he is nearly dead and done nothing with his life. I am..
Officer: We know the whiny British guy from MWA wrestling
As the scene starts to fade we hear Mitchell one last time
KHM: Son of a ...
Scene Ends.
OOC: Having a go at something new, comments please.
KHM: Hello to all my fans watching this around the world, though not those on you-tube. Today is a special day for you all, you see I have agreed to let a camera crew follow me around for the day so that you all can get a glimpse of the life of the Hitman.
A couple of the fans are looking confused. Then one quickly asks
Random Fan: Wait a minute your not Rod Lightning?
KHM: Of course not, I am Kevin "Hitman" Mitchell the greatest Canadian champion the MWA has ever had.
Some of the fans begin to laugh and from the back another fan says
Random Fan: Ebio was a better champ than you.
The look on Mitchell's face tells us that he is not happy about this. He rolls up his sleeves, the security guards off camera notice this
Security: Not again.
The guards appear on camera and drags away Mitchell as he is enraged at the fans comments.
KHM: I'LL SHOW YOU LITTLE PUNKS WHO WAS A BETTER CHAMP YOU BUNCH OF....
Camera cuts out and starts again with Kevin Mitchell now in training gear at the gym.
KHM: If you are going to be a top superstar like me, you have to stay in peak physical condition so I work out alot and you can ask anyone around here about my awsome feats of strength.
Scene cuts to one member of the gym agreeing to talk about Mitchell
Gym Member: Yeah, we see Hitman in here alot, I'll tell you something this guy puts all of us to shame, you just can't believe how strong he is. OK was that fine, can I get my 20 bucks now?
Mitchell puts his hand over the camera
KHM: Not cool dude, I pay you 20 bucks for a couple of sentences and you can't even do that right, I am surprised you can speak y ou....
Mitchell's hand quickly moves from the camera as the man is now trying to attack Mitchell, the cameraman let the camera hit the floor and from the angle the camera is at we can make out Mitchell and the man rolling around on the floor, camera cuts out.
Camera comes back on now and Mitchell is standing out side a soccer field with a ball in hand and a small bruise around his left eye and a bloody lip.
KHM: Now one of my passions is football
Camera Guy: You mean Soccer.
KHM: No, I mean football, look we are not having this discussing again In football we use our feet to play the game, we don't on pads like girls and throw the ball around if anything you guys should call your "football" handball....
Camera Guy: Alright you made your point just continue please
Mitchell nods seemingly satisfied he got his point across.
KHM: I can play football just as well as any other sport I try.
Mitchell kicks the ball over dummy players and into the goal.
KHM: See, just perfect and I can also shine at sports like bowling...
Scene cuts to Mitchell in a bowling alley throwing the ball down the aisle and nailing a strike.
KHM: Basketball...
Scene cuts to Mitchell taking a free throw and getting nothing but net.
KHM: Not only can I do all that I also play chess down at the local park...
Scene cuts to Mitchell playing 3 different games at chess at once as he quickly makes his moves on all 3 games.
KHM: Check mate, check mate, check mate. What can I say I am that good.
Mitchell motions for the crew to go as they are walking away we hear the players speaking to Mitchell
Chess Player: You didn't win the games not over you cheat.
Mitchell laughs and puts his arm around the elderly chess player.
KHM: This guy, ha ha, what a joker, he knows I am too good and if someone doesn't get his a home soon he might fall and break his hip.
Mitchell's grip on the old man tightens, the elderly man seems afraid and stammers.
Chess Player: Yea.. yeah I gue... gue... guess your right.
Mitchell let's go of the old man and turns back to face the rest of the players.
KHM: Anyone else think I cheated.
No one speaks up so Mitchell turns around and doesn't notice almost everyone flipping him the bird.
Scene goes to Mitchell sitting in the back seat of a car.
KHM: Will it's been a great day, you have seen what I do all day and have witnessed the respect I command for being a superior athlete in the world of professional wrestling.
A rattle comes from the front seat and we see now that Mitchell is in the back of a squad car and a police officer is shaking his head at Mitchell
Officer: You said if you could film this you would shut up?
KHM: Well if someone wouldn't keep interrupting I would have been finished by now.
Officer: If you didn't threating old men in the park we wouldn't be here would we.
KHM: I did no such thing and I am horrified you would believe that, he was just jealous that I am a young superstar while he is nearly dead and done nothing with his life. I am..
Officer: We know the whiny British guy from MWA wrestling
As the scene starts to fade we hear Mitchell one last time
KHM: Son of a ...
Scene Ends.
OOC: Having a go at something new, comments please.
