Post by Ritter on Jul 6, 2009 12:55:43 GMT -5
Alexander Ritter is inside the ring. The ring is set up with some tables and chairs and a few TV monitors.
Alexander Ritter: Guess what everybody, Charlotte has approved me getting my own interview segment! Welcome to the Full Moon Café! Tonight I have a very special guest. For years I have teamed with this man and for years I have fought against this man. And at World War I will come out on the winning end one more time. Here he is, The X.
The X comes out and walks down to the ring. He gets into the ring with Ritter.
Alexander Ritter: Welcome to the show X.
The X: Well, I would say it’s good to be here but.. Well.. *The X shrugs* You know.
Alexander Ritter: So coming up at World War it will be myself and Brandon Ripley taking on you and a partner of your choosing. Only, at this point I think it might be a handicap match.
The X: You thought Divac was my partner? That a good guess.. *The X shakes his head.* I couldn’t even say that with a straight face. Of course Divac is not, and never will be the tag team partner of The X.
Alexander Ritter: So who is it?!?
The X: Everyone will find out at World War.
Alexander Ritter: You are teaming with Dayzill to face myself and Manbeast this week.. Maybe it’s Dayzill?
The X: Maybe it’s Manbeast.
Alexander Ritter: Wha..?
The X: The fact of the matter is, it could be anyone. And so far you are limiting your guesses to people currently on the MWA roster. Maybe it’s someone from our past, like when Lance Jade brought in Divac. Maybe it’s someone who used to be in MWA and is making their return. Maybe it’s someone who is going to come in from a different organization.
Alexander Ritter: Someone from our past, like Nick Ridicule? Someone who was in MWA and is making a comeback? Like Jack of Spades or X-Treme? Someone coming in from a different organization.. Like.. The Takeover?
The X: Wait and see. It will be a surprise.
Alexander Ritter: Well, speaking of surprises..
While Ritter and The X have been talking, Brandon Ripley has gotten into the ring. The X senses something wrong and turns. Brandon Ripley punches The X in the face with a Savage Strike. The X falls to the mat as Lex Largon and Ultimate Killer come down to the ring.
Alexander Ritter: Alright guys, just like Divac, we get rid of The X and we win the tag team match at World War by default!
As everyone gathers in the ring to beat down The X, the lights go off! After several minutes the lights come back on. The Extreme Regime is still in the ring, but The X is gone!
Ultimate Killer: What happened?!?
Alexander Ritter: It was Rod Lightning!
Brandon Ripley: It wasn’t Rod.
Alexander Ritter: Come on man, he did the same “lights out” trick at Extreme Warfare, remember?!? Rod Lightning is The X’s partner! I know it!
Brandon Ripley: Just like you “knew” his partner was Divac, then Jack of Spades, then The Takeover, and now it’s Rod Lightning? I know Rod wouldn’t team up with The X to fight us and not tell us. If it was Rod, Rod would come out and just announce he was The X’s partner. He wouldn’t be doing cloak and dagger stuff like this. These guys are in your head, they are making you too paranoid.
Alexander Ritter: It makes sense. Rod gained your trust as a respectable competitor over the last few months and then BAM he’s going to put the screws to us at World War!!!
Brandon Ripley: I don’t think it’s Rod. We need to just calm down, re-group, and re-focus. No mater who it ends up being we can’t afford to lose that match at World War.
Alexander Ritter: Guess what everybody, Charlotte has approved me getting my own interview segment! Welcome to the Full Moon Café! Tonight I have a very special guest. For years I have teamed with this man and for years I have fought against this man. And at World War I will come out on the winning end one more time. Here he is, The X.
The X comes out and walks down to the ring. He gets into the ring with Ritter.
Alexander Ritter: Welcome to the show X.
The X: Well, I would say it’s good to be here but.. Well.. *The X shrugs* You know.
Alexander Ritter: So coming up at World War it will be myself and Brandon Ripley taking on you and a partner of your choosing. Only, at this point I think it might be a handicap match.
The X: You thought Divac was my partner? That a good guess.. *The X shakes his head.* I couldn’t even say that with a straight face. Of course Divac is not, and never will be the tag team partner of The X.
Alexander Ritter: So who is it?!?
The X: Everyone will find out at World War.
Alexander Ritter: You are teaming with Dayzill to face myself and Manbeast this week.. Maybe it’s Dayzill?
The X: Maybe it’s Manbeast.
Alexander Ritter: Wha..?
The X: The fact of the matter is, it could be anyone. And so far you are limiting your guesses to people currently on the MWA roster. Maybe it’s someone from our past, like when Lance Jade brought in Divac. Maybe it’s someone who used to be in MWA and is making their return. Maybe it’s someone who is going to come in from a different organization.
Alexander Ritter: Someone from our past, like Nick Ridicule? Someone who was in MWA and is making a comeback? Like Jack of Spades or X-Treme? Someone coming in from a different organization.. Like.. The Takeover?
The X: Wait and see. It will be a surprise.
Alexander Ritter: Well, speaking of surprises..
While Ritter and The X have been talking, Brandon Ripley has gotten into the ring. The X senses something wrong and turns. Brandon Ripley punches The X in the face with a Savage Strike. The X falls to the mat as Lex Largon and Ultimate Killer come down to the ring.
Alexander Ritter: Alright guys, just like Divac, we get rid of The X and we win the tag team match at World War by default!
As everyone gathers in the ring to beat down The X, the lights go off! After several minutes the lights come back on. The Extreme Regime is still in the ring, but The X is gone!
Ultimate Killer: What happened?!?
Alexander Ritter: It was Rod Lightning!
Brandon Ripley: It wasn’t Rod.
Alexander Ritter: Come on man, he did the same “lights out” trick at Extreme Warfare, remember?!? Rod Lightning is The X’s partner! I know it!
Brandon Ripley: Just like you “knew” his partner was Divac, then Jack of Spades, then The Takeover, and now it’s Rod Lightning? I know Rod wouldn’t team up with The X to fight us and not tell us. If it was Rod, Rod would come out and just announce he was The X’s partner. He wouldn’t be doing cloak and dagger stuff like this. These guys are in your head, they are making you too paranoid.
Alexander Ritter: It makes sense. Rod gained your trust as a respectable competitor over the last few months and then BAM he’s going to put the screws to us at World War!!!
Brandon Ripley: I don’t think it’s Rod. We need to just calm down, re-group, and re-focus. No mater who it ends up being we can’t afford to lose that match at World War.
