Post by Ritter on Jul 10, 2009 11:19:16 GMT -5
As the show comes back from a commercial, The X is in the ring with three very large boxes.
The X - Ok, tonight is the night.. Ritter and Ripley are going to find out who they are going to fight at World War. So if they would come out and join me in the ring..
Alexander Ritter, Brandon Ripley, and Charlotte Hunter come walking down to the ring.
The X - You didn't need to bring the skank with you.
Brandon Ripley - How dare you! She's a nice lady.
The fans start to chant "She's a skank!". Ripley covers Charlotte's ears as Ritter yells at the fans. The X is laughing.
The X - Ok, look. I'm going to let you guys pick my partner. Now I'm not going to show you who is behind door number one. Do you want door number one?
Alexander Ritter - Huh?
Brandon Ripley - So you are not going to tell us.. but you want us to pick?
Alexander Ritter - What do you think?
Brandon Ripley - I don't like it.
Alexander Ritter - No way man. You can take door number one and shove it up y..
The X - I don't want to know what you and Charlotte did last night. Ok, so that's a "no" for door number one.
One of the boxes opens and Dayzill comes out.
Alexander Ritter - Dayzill?
Brandon Ripley - You never even brought that name up Ritter.
The X - Well, now you know Dayzill isn't going to be my partner. Now there are two doors left. I'll tell you what. I'll let you pick one and then I will show you who is behind it. Then you can decide if you want to the person you know, or the person you don't know.
Brandon Ripley - Show us.. door number.. three.
The third box opens and Manbeast is standing there. He cocks his head to the side and looks around confused.
The X - So here is the deal. You can pick Manbeast as my partner or you can pick door number two and that person will be my partner instead.
Brandon Ripley - What do you think Ritter?
Alexander Ritter - Are you kidding me? I had to team with that freak the other day.. he destroyed Dayzill AND The X. Fighting WITH him worked out ok, but I sure as heck don't want to fight against him!
Brandon Ripley - I guess that's a "no" for Manbeast.
The X - Alright dude, I guess we don't need you anymore.
Manbeast looks around frantically and then jumps into the crowd and runs off.
The X - So you guys picked door number two..
Suddenly a fist punches through the second box. A huge figure rips apart the box from the inside and Bosero emerges.
Alexander Ritter - Ooops.
Brandon Ripley - I should have known this.
The X - What's the matter? You look nervous.
Alexander Ritter - This was a set-up.
The X - I'll tell you what. If you don't like Bosero as my partner, lets make a deal.
Alexander Ritter - Oh yeah?
The X - If you guys don't want Bosero to be my partner, then say the word and he wont be. Then I will pick a suitable replacement.
Alexander Ritter - What do you think?
Brandon Ripley - We know he can't pick Dayzill and Manbeast, and anything has got to be better than Bosero.
Alexander Ritter - Alright X, you got a deal!
The X - Ok. Sorry Bosero, we don't need you anymore. I'll see you guys at World War.
The X starts to walk away.
Brandon Ripley - Who are you picking as your partner?
The X - You'll find out at World War.
The X exits the ring and walks up the ramp laughing the whole time.
Alexander Ritter - All that for nothing?!?!
Charlotte Hunter - You guys need to destroy him at World War. I can't afford not to be majority owner of MWA, and have people like him running around with J.J. owing him favors. We have to end this once and for all!
The X - Ok, tonight is the night.. Ritter and Ripley are going to find out who they are going to fight at World War. So if they would come out and join me in the ring..
Alexander Ritter, Brandon Ripley, and Charlotte Hunter come walking down to the ring.
The X - You didn't need to bring the skank with you.
Brandon Ripley - How dare you! She's a nice lady.
The fans start to chant "She's a skank!". Ripley covers Charlotte's ears as Ritter yells at the fans. The X is laughing.
The X - Ok, look. I'm going to let you guys pick my partner. Now I'm not going to show you who is behind door number one. Do you want door number one?
Alexander Ritter - Huh?
Brandon Ripley - So you are not going to tell us.. but you want us to pick?
Alexander Ritter - What do you think?
Brandon Ripley - I don't like it.
Alexander Ritter - No way man. You can take door number one and shove it up y..
The X - I don't want to know what you and Charlotte did last night. Ok, so that's a "no" for door number one.
One of the boxes opens and Dayzill comes out.
Alexander Ritter - Dayzill?
Brandon Ripley - You never even brought that name up Ritter.
The X - Well, now you know Dayzill isn't going to be my partner. Now there are two doors left. I'll tell you what. I'll let you pick one and then I will show you who is behind it. Then you can decide if you want to the person you know, or the person you don't know.
Brandon Ripley - Show us.. door number.. three.
The third box opens and Manbeast is standing there. He cocks his head to the side and looks around confused.
The X - So here is the deal. You can pick Manbeast as my partner or you can pick door number two and that person will be my partner instead.
Brandon Ripley - What do you think Ritter?
Alexander Ritter - Are you kidding me? I had to team with that freak the other day.. he destroyed Dayzill AND The X. Fighting WITH him worked out ok, but I sure as heck don't want to fight against him!
Brandon Ripley - I guess that's a "no" for Manbeast.
The X - Alright dude, I guess we don't need you anymore.
Manbeast looks around frantically and then jumps into the crowd and runs off.
The X - So you guys picked door number two..
Suddenly a fist punches through the second box. A huge figure rips apart the box from the inside and Bosero emerges.
Alexander Ritter - Ooops.
Brandon Ripley - I should have known this.
The X - What's the matter? You look nervous.
Alexander Ritter - This was a set-up.
The X - I'll tell you what. If you don't like Bosero as my partner, lets make a deal.
Alexander Ritter - Oh yeah?
The X - If you guys don't want Bosero to be my partner, then say the word and he wont be. Then I will pick a suitable replacement.
Alexander Ritter - What do you think?
Brandon Ripley - We know he can't pick Dayzill and Manbeast, and anything has got to be better than Bosero.
Alexander Ritter - Alright X, you got a deal!
The X - Ok. Sorry Bosero, we don't need you anymore. I'll see you guys at World War.
The X starts to walk away.
Brandon Ripley - Who are you picking as your partner?
The X - You'll find out at World War.
The X exits the ring and walks up the ramp laughing the whole time.
Alexander Ritter - All that for nothing?!?!
Charlotte Hunter - You guys need to destroy him at World War. I can't afford not to be majority owner of MWA, and have people like him running around with J.J. owing him favors. We have to end this once and for all!
