Post by kittie on Jul 14, 2009 23:30:28 GMT -5
It is a lazy Sunday afternoon as we find that Ebio, Kittie, Lucas Lang, and Steve Ballentino are at the MWA gym working out for the upcoming mega PPV World War where Ebio and Kittie are both in huge title matches.
Kittie: “I have no idea what I’m doing about Dayzill. I’m going to have to watch some tapes or maybe have Loli-Kon spar with me.”
Ebio: “Are you sure you want to roll around on the mat with him?”
Kittie: “Yeah.. He’s got the same style and as long as you three are here nothing funny will happen. Now my real worry is fighting the other two.”
Ebio: “I’m sure they will work together. If you are lucky, once they think it’s time for one of them to win the match they will turn on each other because they can’t agree who will win the match. Or maybe it will be that way from the start of the match. If not, you might be in trouble. Because then the match isn’t really a four way dance, it’s a triple threat match: Singles wrestler vs. Singles wrestler vs. Tag Team. One person does not fare well against two working as a team.
Kittie: “You have to help me figure out what I have to do to win this match.”
Ebio: “You want me to tell you how to do something that I myself could not do?”
Kittie: “You are being too hard on yourself. You beat down Keith Jacobs so bad he had to feign an injury to get the match stopped. You had beaten them both last week until the J.J. Hunter and Charlotte Hunter family feud blew up in your face. You or King Slushy should be the Universal Title. But that is ok. After next week I’ll have the Universal Title and you’ll have the Canadian Title. Then everyone will see where the best wrestlers in the world come from. Regardless, you have won big time matches where four people are fighting for themselves and you’ve had more experience against the Takeover than anyone except King Slushy. Your advice and guidance will be invaluable to me winning.”
Ebio: “We’ve all been eliminated from World War. You don’t have to hang around anymore if you don’t want to.”
Kittie: “Well I do want to. You and Loli are like brothers to me. Granted Loli is like a creepy older step-brother really, but..”
Loli-Kon comes into the gym with a bag.
Loli-Kon: “Oh good, I’m glad I caught you. Since you are doing the whole dressing up in a different costume for every match I was wondering if you would wear one that I made?”
Kittie: “You made a costume? For me?”
Loli-Kon pulls out a very fluffy and puffy black and white loli/goth/maid dress.
Kittie: “Ooooh..”
Loli-Kon: “You don’t like it?”
Kittie: “No, I love it. It’s like you got into my brain and saw exactly what I would want. But I can’t wear that in a ring for a match. All the ruffles and bows and fluff will get in my way during the match.. But maybe I can wear it latter when we go to the karaoke bar to celebrate me and Ebio winning titles.”
Loli-Kon: “That would be cool.. But what are you going to wear for the match?”
Kittie: “Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew! Mew Mew Style, Mew Mew Grace, Mew Mew Power IN YOUR FACE! Meow!”
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Kittie: “I have no idea what I’m doing about Dayzill. I’m going to have to watch some tapes or maybe have Loli-Kon spar with me.”
Ebio: “Are you sure you want to roll around on the mat with him?”
Kittie: “Yeah.. He’s got the same style and as long as you three are here nothing funny will happen. Now my real worry is fighting the other two.”
Ebio: “I’m sure they will work together. If you are lucky, once they think it’s time for one of them to win the match they will turn on each other because they can’t agree who will win the match. Or maybe it will be that way from the start of the match. If not, you might be in trouble. Because then the match isn’t really a four way dance, it’s a triple threat match: Singles wrestler vs. Singles wrestler vs. Tag Team. One person does not fare well against two working as a team.
Kittie: “You have to help me figure out what I have to do to win this match.”
Ebio: “You want me to tell you how to do something that I myself could not do?”
Kittie: “You are being too hard on yourself. You beat down Keith Jacobs so bad he had to feign an injury to get the match stopped. You had beaten them both last week until the J.J. Hunter and Charlotte Hunter family feud blew up in your face. You or King Slushy should be the Universal Title. But that is ok. After next week I’ll have the Universal Title and you’ll have the Canadian Title. Then everyone will see where the best wrestlers in the world come from. Regardless, you have won big time matches where four people are fighting for themselves and you’ve had more experience against the Takeover than anyone except King Slushy. Your advice and guidance will be invaluable to me winning.”
Ebio: “We’ve all been eliminated from World War. You don’t have to hang around anymore if you don’t want to.”
Kittie: “Well I do want to. You and Loli are like brothers to me. Granted Loli is like a creepy older step-brother really, but..”
Loli-Kon comes into the gym with a bag.
Loli-Kon: “Oh good, I’m glad I caught you. Since you are doing the whole dressing up in a different costume for every match I was wondering if you would wear one that I made?”
Kittie: “You made a costume? For me?”
Loli-Kon pulls out a very fluffy and puffy black and white loli/goth/maid dress.
Kittie: “Ooooh..”
Loli-Kon: “You don’t like it?”
Kittie: “No, I love it. It’s like you got into my brain and saw exactly what I would want. But I can’t wear that in a ring for a match. All the ruffles and bows and fluff will get in my way during the match.. But maybe I can wear it latter when we go to the karaoke bar to celebrate me and Ebio winning titles.”
Loli-Kon: “That would be cool.. But what are you going to wear for the match?”
Kittie: “Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew! Mew Mew Style, Mew Mew Grace, Mew Mew Power IN YOUR FACE! Meow!”
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