Post by Legend. on Jul 17, 2009 9:54:22 GMT -5
The scene opens in total darkness. A man has his eyes closed, and can hear voices in the background.
- Man...did you really do that?
- Yeah man! When we took her out to the bar, she got a little booze in her, and next thing I know, she's taking her clothes off!
- Dude! That's nuts!
- That's not even the best part! Next thing I know, she's...
Suddenly, the man opens his eyes, and sees three people standing upside down on a grassy plain, overlooking a city.
- Huh? Where am I?
The three men look over toward him, and begin walking to him.
- Well, well. Look who finally woke up!
- What am doing here? Who are you...wait a minute...TAKEOVER!
The three men step closer, and indeed reveal themselves to be Keith Jacobs, Chris Dolan, and Daniel Eli...the Takeover.
Keith - Well, look at you, Mr. Smart! Now JJ, if only you were smart enough to figure out how to get out of that tree.
The scene flips around, and reveals that JJ Hunter is hanging from a tree, tied to it by his ankle.
JJ - Why are you doing this to me? What did I ever do to you?
Dolan - Meh. We just don't like you.
Dolan walks over, and slightly pushes JJ, causing him to swing in mid-air.
JJ - You bastards!
JJ feels a giant pain from the back of his head.
JJ - OUCH! What the hell did you do to me?
Daniel walks over to the base of the tree, and picks up a kendo stick.
Daniel - It was your...sedative. It worked wonders too.
JJ - You evil, maniacal, power-hungry FREAKS!
All three men start laughing uncontrollably.
Keith - Hey...call it what you want. It works! And, if you don't believe that, just look at where you are!
JJ looks around, taking in his upside down surroundings.
JJ - I don't get it...where are we?
Daniel - Nowhere.
JJ - Wha?
Keith - Literally. Welcome to Nowhere, Oklahoma.
JJ begins thrashing around, trying to get free, while screaming at his three captors.
JJ - YOU TOOK ME TO OKLAHOMA?!?!?
Dolan - Yup. Let me say, it was rather interesting trying to get you through airport security.
JJ - Why did you bring me here? What do you want?
The three men just stare at JJ.
Keith - ...What do we always want?
JJ - More money? Is that what it is? More title shots? You name it, I'll do it, just as long as you get me out of this tree!
Daniel - Perfect.
Keith reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a paper and a pen, and walks over to JJ.
Keith - Just sign here.
JJ takes the pen, and signs the paper, and then throws the pen to the ground.
JJ - Okay, I've signed for whatever it is you wanted...now let me go!
Keith examines the paper, and then passes it to Dolan, who does the same, and then passes it to Daniel, who looks it over, and sticks it in his pocket.
Keith - Awesome. We did it, guys.
Daniel - We sure did.
Dolan - Yup.
Keith - Shall we?
The other two men nod, and the turn around, and begin walking down the hill, to the car parked at the bottom.
JJ - WAIT! You're forgetting something!
Daniel stops, looks back up, and says.
Daniel - Oh yeah...you're right.
Daniel runs back up the hill, to the tree, and grabs his kendo stick from the base.
Daniel - Thanks for reminding me!
Daniel runs back down to Keith and Dolan, who are getting in the car, and the three drive off.
JJ - ...Sonofa...
The scene fades to black.
- Man...did you really do that? - Yeah man! When we took her out to the bar, she got a little booze in her, and next thing I know, she's taking her clothes off! - Dude! That's nuts! - That's not even the best part! Next thing I know, she's...Suddenly, the man opens his eyes, and sees three people standing upside down on a grassy plain, overlooking a city.
- Huh? Where am I?The three men look over toward him, and begin walking to him.
- Well, well. Look who finally woke up! - What am doing here? Who are you...wait a minute...TAKEOVER!The three men step closer, and indeed reveal themselves to be Keith Jacobs, Chris Dolan, and Daniel Eli...the Takeover.
Keith - Well, look at you, Mr. Smart! Now JJ, if only you were smart enough to figure out how to get out of that tree.
The scene flips around, and reveals that JJ Hunter is hanging from a tree, tied to it by his ankle.
JJ - Why are you doing this to me? What did I ever do to you?
Dolan - Meh. We just don't like you.
Dolan walks over, and slightly pushes JJ, causing him to swing in mid-air.
JJ - You bastards!
JJ feels a giant pain from the back of his head.
JJ - OUCH! What the hell did you do to me?
Daniel walks over to the base of the tree, and picks up a kendo stick.
Daniel - It was your...sedative. It worked wonders too.
JJ - You evil, maniacal, power-hungry FREAKS!
All three men start laughing uncontrollably.
Keith - Hey...call it what you want. It works! And, if you don't believe that, just look at where you are!
JJ looks around, taking in his upside down surroundings.
JJ - I don't get it...where are we?
Daniel - Nowhere.
JJ - Wha?
Keith - Literally. Welcome to Nowhere, Oklahoma.
JJ begins thrashing around, trying to get free, while screaming at his three captors.
JJ - YOU TOOK ME TO OKLAHOMA?!?!?
Dolan - Yup. Let me say, it was rather interesting trying to get you through airport security.
JJ - Why did you bring me here? What do you want?
The three men just stare at JJ.
Keith - ...What do we always want?
JJ - More money? Is that what it is? More title shots? You name it, I'll do it, just as long as you get me out of this tree!
Daniel - Perfect.
Keith reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a paper and a pen, and walks over to JJ.
Keith - Just sign here.
JJ takes the pen, and signs the paper, and then throws the pen to the ground.
JJ - Okay, I've signed for whatever it is you wanted...now let me go!
Keith examines the paper, and then passes it to Dolan, who does the same, and then passes it to Daniel, who looks it over, and sticks it in his pocket.
Keith - Awesome. We did it, guys.
Daniel - We sure did.
Dolan - Yup.
Keith - Shall we?
The other two men nod, and the turn around, and begin walking down the hill, to the car parked at the bottom.
JJ - WAIT! You're forgetting something!
Daniel stops, looks back up, and says.
Daniel - Oh yeah...you're right.
Daniel runs back up the hill, to the tree, and grabs his kendo stick from the base.
Daniel - Thanks for reminding me!
Daniel runs back down to Keith and Dolan, who are getting in the car, and the three drive off.
JJ - ...Sonofa...
The scene fades to black.
Pack your bags killer *spoiler* lol