Dude! Seriously? (part 2)

[Legend.]

A sleek, black car pulls into the parking lot, and stops near the door. From the driver's seat, an attractive young woman steps out, who walks over to the passenger door, opens it, and a visibly drunk Daniel Eli stumbles out.

Jessica - Here, take this, it will clear up the...well...drunkenness.

She hands Daniel a pill, which he puts into his mouth, and swallows it.

Daniel - Wow. Much better. Shall we?

He motions towards the door, and Jessica nods, and they walk to the door, open it, and enter.

Daniel - It's right over here...

They walk over to a door, and the sign next to it says Takeover. He pulls out his keys, sticks one into the door, and opens it, where Keith and Emily Jacobs, as well as Chris Dolan, are sitting. The two people walk in.

Daniel - Hey guys...I found this awesome girl at the bar...her name is Jessica...

Jessica steps past Daniel, into the view of the others, and all three look at her, and Chris's jaw drops. Jessica locks eyes with him, and gets a big smile on her face.

Jessica - Well, HEY big brother!

Daniel, Keith, and Emily all look at her, and at the same time say

All three: BROTHER?!?!

Dolan looks at Daniel, with a very pissed look in his eyes.

Dolan - Dude! You picked up MY SISTER at a bar? What the hell?

Daniel - How was I supposed to know she was your sister? I got a little wasted, and met a cute girl. I did what any man would!

Dolan - AW DUDE! YOU PLOWED MY SISTER?

Daniel - What? NO!

Daniel says under his breath

Daniel - I was gonna though...

Dolan - Oh, that is IT! Come on, Emily, let's get out of here!

Dolan and Emily walk out of the room, and Daniel looks over at Keith, and Keith is laughing very hard.

Keith - I guess I shouldn't say anything about HIM plowing MY sister, should I?

Keith continues laughing, and Daniel just facepalms, and the scene fades to black.

[Chris Dolan]

Bah ha ha

[Skilled One]

Ha!

[Rod Lightning]

This IS interesting !

[viasha2545]

Funny Stuff

[Chris Dolan]

(Later)

The scene opens in Takeovers locker room where Keith Jacobs is sitting watching TV on a 80" High Def TV attached to the wall. Daniel Eli and Jessica Dolan are in the corner making out.

Chris Dolan and Emily Jacobs walk in. Chris's hair is messed up as is Emily's. Her make up is smeared and Chris's shirt is on inside out now.

Keith stands up.

Keith- What? You get on Daniels case for even meeting your sister and then you went and PLOWED mine?

Dolan- What?? It calms me down.I'm only human.

Chris looks in the corner where Daniel and Jessica are.

Chris- What the hell! I leave and you do this! I should kill you Daniel!

Emily- Chris it's ok honey, she's a big girl now and she can do whatever she wants.

Keith- HONEY! You guys have pet names now!

Daniel stands up and looks to Dolan.

Daniel- Keith shut up! And Dolan, yeah listen to Emily d@mnit!

Chris begins to rub his temples.

Chris- Ok fine, but please just don't be doing that in front of me!

Daniel- Fine, I suppose.

Chris- Ok well now that that's settled.....

Chris goes and gives a hug to his sister.

Chris- Jessica what are you doing in Michigan?

Jessica- Well back in California jobs are getting pretty tight. So I came here hoping for work. But the same is happening here, I'm in a dead end job.

Chris begins to ponder her words.

Chris- Well you know, since you're related to me, I think it would be ok for you to join the Takeover. And I'm SURE we could persuade JJ to pay you.

Jessica- ME? Wrestle? Chris that's your domain.

Daniel seems perked at the news that Jessica might stay.

Daniel- You wouldn't HAVE to wrestle. As long as you can swing a weapon and throw a punch. You'd be of use in The Takeover.

Jessica- Well..yeah, I suppose that could work.

Dolan- Keith what'd you think?

Keith- What do I think? Well I think you're PLOWING my sister! But as for Jessica, yeah I'm cool with her joining.
Dolan- Then it's settled then. The Takeover gains another member.

Daniel- AND our one step closer to conquering MWA.
Keith stands up and goes over to Chris and whispers in his ear.

Dolan- I don't know Keith what'd he ever do to you?

Keith- Come on it's tradition.

Dolan- Fine. I guess.

Keith looks very excited and walks off screen. He comes back wielding a kendo stick. He then goes and whacks the cameraman across the head, knocking him out cold.

Keith then gets a can of spray paint and on the lens of the camera paints the letters TBG.

Dolan- The poor cameramen in this company.

The camera cuts to static.